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Avast!

September 19th, 2006 Comments off

Last one, me pretties, I promise… And if ye kaint take the word of a Pirate, whose kin ya?

You are The Cap’n!

Some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any man that stands between them and the mantle of power. You never met a man you couldn’t eviscerate. Not that mindless violence is the only avenue open to you – but why take an avenue when you have complete freeway access? You are the definitive Man of Action. You are James Bond in a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants. Your swash was buckled long ago and you have never been so sure of anything in your life as in your ability to bend everyone to your will. You will call anyone out and cut off their head if they show any sign of taking you on or backing down. You cannot be saddled with tedious underlings, but if one of your lieutenants shows an overly developed sense of ambition he may find more suitable accommodations in Davy Jones’ locker. That is, of course, IF you notice him. You tend to be self absorbed – a weakness that may keep you from seeing enemies where they are and imagining them where they are not.

What’s Yer Inner Pirate?
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Avast UPDATE: er.. one more… (h/t Goober Queen)

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You Are A Pirate!

What Type Of Swashbuckler Are You?
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Bringin up the boy right…

September 19th, 2006 1 comment

Arggh.. me better half, SweetBippy, has some dear photos of the young toddler tyke dressed up in some poofy piratey garb (his halloween costume) and the lad, also be gotten a piratey ship for his birthday on Sunday. So we been celebratin this blessed occassion a bit early, and me wife she be getting the lingo down in this title:

Ye best be walkin’ the Birthday Plank me matey! Arrrgh!

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Get’ yer Pirate Name for the day, Mateys!

September 19th, 2006 1 comment

I beg you to traverse to this here site, and be typin in yer nom de jour, to discover what ye true pirate tag may be. Fer the rest of this fine day, you may call me rightly –

Cheatin’ Louis Cutler.

Now, go an be your piratey best…

One more:

Your Pirate Name Is…
Bloody Ian the Infected
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Arrrgghh!

September 19th, 2006 Comments off

Thanks Errric ferrr rrremindin’ me that tharrrtoday be Tal kie Like a Pirrrate Day! and fer pointin out dis handy tool

Aye, matey, don know how much Piratey tal kin I be doin, bein as busy as a Frenchman at a surrender party, but we’ll see.

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