Home > Headliners > No, Michael Jon you cannot take Crisana to Arkansas.

No, Michael Jon you cannot take Crisana to Arkansas.

August 18th, 2007

From Yahoo!

LITTLE ROCK, Ark. – A law passed this year allows Arkansans of any age — even infants — to marry if their parents agree, and the governor may have to call a special session to fix the mistake, lawmakers said Friday.

“It’s clearly not the intent to allow 10-year-olds or 11-year-olds to get married,” Bond said. “The legislation was screwed up.”

The bill reads: “In order for a person who is younger than eighteen (18) years of age and who is not pregnant to obtain a marriage license, the person must provide the county clerk with evidence of parental consent to the marriage.”

Better tell Timmy too.

Categories: Headliners Tags:
  1. deboobily
    August 18th, 2007 at 15:44 | #1

    Matt is currently in the bedroom cleaning off his shotgun. We will be sure it remains in good working order and kept plenty handy for the next 20 years or so.

  2. August 20th, 2007 at 12:24 | #2

    Peace thru superior firepower.
    I’ll be a waitin’ on the front porch.

  3. August 20th, 2007 at 19:33 | #3

    The other girls at preschool are under the impression that Michael Jon wants to marry them too, but he just told me that if he did, that would be cheating. So, there you have it. They are NEVER going to Arkansas. Period.

Comments are closed.