First a 5WoL for Extreme Makeover Home Edition:

then a few haikus to Desperate Housewives.

Gabby Loves Carlos
Carlos leaves Edie alone
Edie finds cash

Bree’s fake tum poked by
Fondue fork and bar-b-que
Let’s fool the old folk

Menopause, Hell NO!
Captain Mal Susan’s OB
Bad test — dead bunny

Can’t find Lynette’s wig
Chemo thrown up in pal’s purse
Cancer - No More Lies

And because it’s football season:

Ball over Romo
Panic and scramble ensue
RUN! First Down Cowboys