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Monthly Archives: October 2007

Wednesday Night TV Haikus

Kid Nation! Dust Storm!
Mallory cries! Deal With IT!
No Pizza For YOU!
Bionic Woman
Zzzzz! Snork! Huh? Whuzzat?! Boring!
I’ll try ‘nother night.
Pushing Daisies! Wow!
Bright Colors! Brighter Story!
Ned! Chuck! Raise the dead!

Golf Balls & Coffee

When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and 2 cups of coffee…
A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. He picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar [...]

Tuesday Night Haikus

The CW gets nod
Quality television
True! I kid you not!
Beauty & the Geek
Will best in courtship
Becky in anatomy
Just ask Sam. Bye Betty
Reaper
“Tell the truth, Sam,” says
The author of lies himself
Devil loves values
House, a standard fare
Gets postponed to favor sleep
Beware, spoilers.

How cheap is I?

Angie asked this question, and got the answer she wanted… hilarity ensued.

On Schedule Tonight

If my words are your words, can you hear my father? - John from Cinncinati
Since y’all admit to not watching ‘my shows’, I’m gonna give you notice in advance. Please study well, there will be a test. On tap for tonight, time willing:

Beauty and the Geek - The CW 7PM
House - Fox 8PM
Reaper [...]

Hold your nose…

We haven’t even had the first primary, and people are going teh crazee…
The rest politics so I’m stuffing most under the fold.  Click on more to get it all
Though I think The Anchoress has a point (maybe three):

Monday Night - Synopsii

Haiku week continues…
First up is Chuck:
Chuck back at BuyMoreTraining Casey how to sellSarah burns wieners
Doc Zarnow examinesChuck sees Oceanic Flight815 shot down
Zarnow drives offCar explodes in dark of nightCasey thinks Sarah
Fight in WienervilleSarah fends off blunt CaseyLinux install, Chuck!
Casey chases ChuckSUV exploding ballChuck doubts Sarah too
Dinner with EllieMorgan, Sarah, Capt PerfectMagic! Souffle ruin
Murder? not ZarnowSarah captured in Z’s truckChuck, [...]

An ode to Sunday Night TV

First a 5WoL for Extreme Makeover Home Edition:
Aloha sprits makes you cry.
then a few haikus to Desperate Housewives.
Gabby Loves Carlos
Carlos leaves Edie alone
Edie finds cash
Bree’s fake tum poked by
Fondue fork and bar-b-que
Let’s fool the old folk
Menopause, Hell NO!
Captain Mal Susan’s OB
Bad test — dead bunny
Can’t find Lynette’s wig
Chemo thrown up in pal’s purse
Cancer - No [...]