WFTB – S5E1 TweetUp Transcript

Here is the transcript from last night’s WFTB (Watch From The Beginning) tweetup. Click more to see all the tweets. Enjoyed getting this final season underway. h/t to @batchout for collecting all the tweets.

#LOST #WFTB Tweet-Cap for LOST #501 “Because You Left” LiveTweet (read top to bottom) #s5e1

DieCer: season 5 DVDs out today!!! Watching right now!!! Yayauauauauau!!!

MollyFaraday: Ps I am not watching tonight. I know that if I do, I will be watching The Incident by sunrise. #MollyFaradayLies

LOST_WFTB: *Monster truck voice* Tonight is re-start of the S5 Re-watch. starts at 9PM CST make sure to read: http://bit.ly/8dS52n

Loster21: RT @LOST_WFTB: Tonight is re-start of the S5 Re-watch. starts at 9PM CST make sure to read: http://bit.ly/8dS52n

LOST_WFTB: restarts tonight Because You Left kicks of at 9:00 PM CST… RT and invite @EWDocJensen @CarltonCuse and @DamonLindelof

ninirific: RT @LOST_WFTB: restarts tonight Because You Left kicks of at 9:00 PM CST… RT and invite @EWDocJensen @CarltonCuse an …

GeneralProfound: RT restarts tonight Because You Left kicks of at 9:00 PM CST… RT and invite @EWDocJensen @CarltonCuse and @DamonLindelof

lostdogs20: RT @LOST_WFTB: restarts tonight Because You Left kicks of at 9:00 PM CST… RT and invite @EWDocJensen @CarltonCuse an …

LOST_WFTB: Tonight’s will be the first time my S5 DVD’s from the DIOK will be inside my DVD player. 9PM CST sharp. Because You Left

LOST_WFTB: Woot! at 9PM CST only 6 hours 29 minutes until Press Plass RT @bejaedblost: @LOST_WFTB I’m in tonight!!

LOST_WFTB: Don’t forget at 9PM CST, Meanwhile ask me a question: http://formspring.me/jstueve

lostfnords: RT @LOST_WFTB: Don’t forget at 9PM CST, Meanwhile ask me a question: http://formspring.me/jstueve

RazzleDazzle_77: RT @LOST_WFTB: Don’t forget at 9PM CST, Meanwhile ask me a question: http://formspring.me/jstueve

LOST_WFTB: @YaGottaBKiddnMe there is a VHS tape in the Dharma Initiative Orientation Kit. And we’re watching Because You Left 2nite

HapiBnBusiMom: Hoping @EWDocJensen joins us tonight! I’d <3 2 hear his thoughts and share ours! RT @LOST_WFTB Don’t forget at 9PM CST

LOST_WFTB: almost 42 minutes until Because You Left, who all is in tonight? @GeneralProfound you still awake?

Loster21: @LOST_WFTB WOO HOO CAN’T WAIT!!!

HapiBnBusiMom: @LOST_WFTB I’m sitting here ready to go!!!!

LOST_WFTB: @HapiBnBusiMom Woo… glad you’re all ready… I still need to put my DVD in.

LOST_WFTB: If you’ve gonna be tweeing for the first time tonight (in 34 minutes) make sure to use the hashtag in all your tweets.

LOST_WFTB: Hey @EWDocJensen here’s wishing you a happy dinner hour and easy homework with the kiddos. Stand by for a stream of tweets.

LOST_WFTB: cracked the seal on my DIOK DVDs, and have inserted it into the player for rewatch.

HapiBnBusiMom: Dumb question here….. Season 5 premier not on ABC.com or Hulu.com????

LOST_WFTB: 23 minutes until @HapiBnBusiMom @Loster21 @GeneralProfound are in who is else is gonna tweet it up?

LOST_WFTB: @HapiBnBusiMom yeah, they took down the first 6? episodes when the DVD came out.

lostdogs20: I’m with you.

LOST_WFTB: Woo hoo!Q figured you would be! RT @lostdogs20: I’m with you.

HapiBnBusiMom: @LOST_WFTB Well, that’s just great! You privileged DVD owners have fun tonight. Guess I’m out.

LOST_WFTB: @lostdogs20 wait… S1? dyslexic? or just waaaaay behind? 😉

LOST_WFTB: @HapiBnBusiMom you’ve got a DM.

lostdogs20: @LOST_WFTB what?

lostdogs20: got it

LOST_WFTB: 16 and 15 minute time stops before press play passed me by, next check in at 8 minutes.

scott_welch: OK, got pulled up on instant viewing on my Netflix account and paused…now as long as my internet connection holds 🙂

LOST_WFTB: RT @scott_welch: OK, got pulled up on instant viewing on my Netflix account and paused…now as long as my internet connecti …

HapiBnBusiMom: Well, I’m an even happier HapiBnBusiMom!!!! What a HUGE surprise that I’ll be able to join y’all tonight with afterall 😉

HapiBnBusiMom: @LOST_WFTB @scott_welch Oooohhh, Netflix is good!! Let me get that set up as well!

LOST_WFTB: Add in @jackalbane to the gang.. be sure to use in your tweets all you all everybody.

j_lavalley: @LOST_WFTB I’m in! (Just finished watching the DIOK videotape. Kind … “#WTF?”)

LOST_WFTB: glad you made it… @j_lavalley for 4 minutes until press play.

batchoutlost: Going Back to is so sweet! You All Everybody

HapiBnBusiMom: I pressed play!

LOST_WFTB: PressPlaty

nikkiwelch: I’ve forgotten so much I can’t wait 2 watch season 5 again!!

HapiBnBusiMom: Question: Do you think Locke was embalmed?

lostdogs20: Is it time press play

LOST_WFTB: 8:15 am, and an alarm goes off… Asian lady sleeping, and tell her husband the baby is awake and it’s her husband’s turn

j_lavalley: RT @batchoutlost: Going Back to is so sweet! You All Everybody ~Namaste, All! :-]

LOST_WFTB: A little Wille Nelson music while a little baby has a bottle, and the father goes through the #Dexter morning routine.

LOST_WFTB: It’s Dharma and it’s Dr. Chang! Getting in his lab coat for a new Dharma Orientation film.

kbailey3131: Hellooo Marvin Candle

lostdogs20: Shotgun Willie’s sitting around is underware. lol

LOST_WFTB: The arrow station’s purpose is to train Dharma’s paramilitarty force… which RE: the truce is a no no.. bad horace!

j_lavalley: RT @scott_welch: 8:15 set on alarm clock is a nice touch ~DEFINITELY! #LOL

HapiBnBusiMom: @LOST_WFTB Dude!

LOST_WFTB: there’s something in there… oh em gee, it’s the Drozen Donkey Wheel.. almost limitless energy! manipulate time.

LOST_WFTB: Go back and kill hitler… Sheesh, all the n00bs always want to go back and kill hitler.

LOST_WFTB: Oh Hi… Danny! .. wait, what? Danny?! What’s he doing in the DI??

HapiBnBusiMom: Just last week I realized why that “Black Rock steering wheel” has been called a Donkey Wheel all these years!

kbailey3131: Oh hai Daniel

HapiBnBusiMom: It was a “Whataburger” moment for me!

DevilishinVA: Think I pressed play too soon but its all good

nelly061: wheel! who made that

j_lavalley: Again! “If that were to happen … then God help us all!” Chang; later, Eloise … who else??

HapiBnBusiMom: ….and that wasn’t a spoiler; it’s what I always thought it was cause I didn’t understand the “Donkey Wheel” reference.

LOST_WFTB: Meanwhile.. or… waaay laterwhile.. at Hoffs-Drawler Funreal Parlor, Jack and Ben are gonna go pick up Hugo.

LOST_WFTB: Jack is in real bad shape… no more oxycodone for you Mr. Shepherd… @Jate2BFate will be ashamed of you!

LOST_WFTB: Good bye #jacksbeard… we’ll mmiss you terribly. NOT!

scott_welch: “Time travel, he thinks we’re stupid” said to Daniel of the future

batchoutlost: Like #FamilyGuy‘s Peter Griffin, I cheered and did a little Happy dance as Ben spoke the episode title… OOH! HE SAID IT

lostdogs20: As long as you have a dead guy you can get back to the island

LOST_WFTB: Ben’s still trying to gain some intelligence about John’s and what happened after he moved the island.

LOST_WFTB: Ben says, I guess we’ll never know.. I’m kinda glad that Darlton decided to tell us what did happen.

HapiBnBusiMom: So Ben just wants to get everyone back but he has no idea that Jack&Co will actually go back to where Sawyer&Co are.

kbailey3131: who doesn’t need a dead guy as a ticket to ride lol

LOST_WFTB: Sky turns white, and everyone around Locke vanishes… what just happened.. the boat must have been inside the radius

scott_welch: So richard and the others didn’t flash with locke?

DevilishinVA: RT @LOST_WFTB: Good bye #jacksbeard… we’ll mmiss you terribly. NOT! < ---shouldn't that be

DevilishinVA: RT @LOST_WFTB: Good bye #jacksbeard… we’ll mmiss you terribly. NOT! < ---shouldn't that be

kbailey3131: Weird, it’s raining…how odd for that to happen on this island lol

LOST_WFTB: Shirtless Sawyer sighting…

HapiBnBusiMom: Hope @EWDocJensen doesn’t get offended when I tweet out my first “Sawyer is HOT” for this Season 5 rewatch.

HapiBnBusiMom: Dude! I SAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (rewinding now)….. RT @LOST_WFTB: Shirtless Sawyer sighting…

LOST_WFTB: *sigh* MLIA ROFL.

rose4815: RT @LOST_WFTB: Shirtless Sawyer sighting… // *.*

LOST_WFTB: @DevilishinVA thanks! #jacksbeard

LOST_WFTB: Oh… Daniel.. you have some ‘splaining to do.

HapiBnBusiMom: I’m gonna miss Faraday and his tie this year.

kbailey3131: Who are you….luvya Sawyer…

HapiBnBusiMom: Just heard Kate say @crackpotjack ‘s favorite line “watch your cartoons goober”

LOST_WFTB: I didn’t like this lawyer guy, and his henchmen and his inquenchable thirst for Kate’s blood. His client is Edward Cullen.

batchoutlost: Finally Aaron. Much too little Emma and Zack in . A reveal I’m hoping for in s6… Where DO the kids go? The 1940s?

j_lavalley: @HapiBnBusiMom I think Ben cares only about getting back HIMSELF, but, somehow, knows that the return of the O6 is needed.

lostdogs20: Ok the monsters sounds like a train an goober makes a refercence to trains.

kbailey3131: Since when do lawyers make housecalls, named partners at that…….:believe suspension stretched from experience lol :

lostfnords: #OMF “People with gas masks shouldn’t be trusted” http://is.gd/5jPAy

LOST_WFTB: Kate packing a gun and tons of cash… HAWT Aaron asking pesky questions, irritating, no wonder Kate went back to island.

j_lavalley: RT @lostdogs20: Thank god Daniel is here to explain nothing. Indeed! #LOL 🙂

nelly061: @Loster21 probably from all his mice experiments

HapiBnBusiMom: @j_lavalley Do you think we’ll get an explanation about why they had to go back in the fashion they did?

LOST_WFTB: Why did you jump off the helocopter… To show off my smoking hot abs, duh.

HapiBnBusiMom: I’d give Sawyer MY shirt!

lostdogs20: I like Kate she packs light and as tons of cash.

kbailey3131: lol, part of me wants to yell “take a cell phone, or that wireless phone, and pack some food” lol

LOST_WFTB: Trust you, I don’t know you. You can tell Sawyer’s rattled, very little nicknames. ‘Shut it Ginger!” okay, he’s back.

kbailey3131: RT @HapiBnBusiMom: I’d give Sawyer MY shirt! < -- LOL

j_lavalley: @kbailey3131 Since when do lawyers (literally) collect blood samples?? Isn’t that usually done by nurses &/or docs??

kbailey3131: Oh snap….I think sawyer wanted some quantum physics and he wanted it NOW

lostdogs20: Dan’s shirt wouldn’t fit Sawyer.

GeneralProfound: *LOL* > @scott_welch: Ugh, I think the internet is better in Dharmaville than at my house

lostdogs20: The first OY! of the season

kbailey3131: @j_lavalley one would hope, but the attys themselves wouldn’t have gone do even serve the papers to get the blood

LOST_WFTB: Locke isn’t accounted for… Dammit! Locke running around the island all by himself.. that’s what got us into this mess!

HapiBnBusiMom: So, do you think the inoculations the Others took is what kept them from skipping around with the Losties?

kbailey3131: wait for it….wait fooooooooooooor it….. da plane

j_lavalley: @HapiBnBusiMom I sure hope so! AND why/how the Others(?) knew to build an airstrip for the future crash landing of Ajira 316?

batchoutlost: Give Sawyer a Red Shirt. He just doesn’t want to display his manliness? Can’t see why, with Juliet in tow. BEACHCRAFT-WHOA

HapiBnBusiMom: Sawyer is smart! He can take it! RT @kbailey3131: Oh snap….I think sawyer wanted quantum physics & he wanted it NOW

LOST_WFTB: DUCK a Plane! Smoke! (not smokie.. SMOKE) and ah.. a Mary Statue… must mean the heroin stock just arrived.

HapiBnBusiMom: Oh, so NOW Locke tries to climb up to the plane since Boone is dead!

kbailey3131: @Loster21 the partners I worked with would have hired a law clerk specifically for that purpose lol

LOST_WFTB: No John, Don’t Climb the vines!!! That’s how Booth got killed.. Oh crud, gunshots… and there goes the leg… again.

lostdogs20: Why does that plane keep showing up in time?

j_lavalley: @HapiBnBusiMom He reads a lot: Watership Down, Stephen Hawking, 90% of Bad Twin…

kbailey3131: No John, get a sacrifice the island demanded to climb that…

LOST_WFTB: Ethan with a rifle… So Ethan was there when that plane crashed… Guess 815 wasn’t the first time he ran towards a crash

MsFlipper: Lol My thought exactly! RT @lostdogs20 Dan’s shirt wouldn’t fit Sawyer.

LOST_WFTB: Good by John Locke… Hey wait, how did Ethan know that John was gonna flash. the other group flashes too, together they r

lostdogs20: @LOST_WFTB You mean boone, booth is on another show.

HapiBnBusiMom: Ethan says it’s ridiculous cause Locke said “Ben appointed me your leader.” Ben appointing is what made Ethan disbelieve

LOST_WFTB: I guess Oceanic survivors probably get a hecka lotta free air miles… Why would Sun fly Oceanic ever again.

LOST_WFTB: Burritoh Burritah… Booth, Boone, what ev.

nelly061: @LOST_WFTB somebody up there really hates Locke’s legs

HapiBnBusiMom: @LOST_WFTB Goodbye John Locke cause he was gonna kill him cause he made that ridiculous Ben appointment statement.

LOST_WFTB: Widmore and Sun have common interests. They both want to kill Benjamin Linus. Get in line sweetheart, he’s #2 after hitler

lostdogs20: Except for that one timee Oceanic has a stellar flying record.

LOST_WFTB: hugo and sayid make a stop at Sonic… they should have done a Sonic Spot, those are so funny.

LOST_WFTB: It’s true you know, I eat a lot of comfort food, and I hardly ever go around shooting people. hurley Rules.

batchoutlost: Ben and Jack are so used to the craziness, they hardly blink at Hurley on TV. Just another course correction to complete

lostdogs20: Action Sayid is about to happen.

LOST_WFTB: When did Sayid turn into Jason Borne?

kbailey3131: why on EARTH would plane crash survivors want plane tickets lol…give me the cash equivalent for live thankyouverymuch

HapiBnBusiMom: I remember rewinding that balcony “falling to your death” scene several times last year.

HapiBnBusiMom: the THUD is so realistic sounding; not that I ever heard someone fall off a balcony.

HapiBnBusiMom: Or saw…. 🙂 RT @HapiBnBusiMom: the THUD is so realistic sounding; not that I ever heard someone fall off a balcony.

kbailey3131: More Lost Life Lessons……knives go point down in the dishwasher

LOST_WFTB: Step 1) Escape from Mental Institution 2) GEt Caught on camera with a gun when a man falls to his death… step 3) Profit!

lostdogs20: Sayid can fix anything and he’s handy in a fight.

nelly061: @kbailey3131 they got cash as well, since Sun bought into her dad’s company right?

LOST_WFTB: Important safety tip, along with don’t cross the beams… RT @kbailey3131:..knives go point down in the dishwasher

batchoutlost: Sayid & Hurley – I want a Spinoff. Throw Miles in there too… “We never should have left that island” Exactly!

HapiBnBusiMom: Just where is Sawyer’s shirt anyway?

RazzleDazzle_77: RT @LOST_WFTB It’s true you know, I eat a lot of comfort food, and I hardly ever go around shooting people. hurley Rules.

LOST_WFTB: You cannot change anything, you cannot… yeah, dude, you’ll be singing another song after you get back from Ann Arbor.

LOST_WFTB: I think I need to read Danny notebook, so I can fill you all in on the details.

j_lavalley: @Loster21 The funny thing is that the only one with a REAL reason to go back, Sun, does NOT go into the past—where Jin is!

LOST_WFTB: The appropriate question is WHEN is Sawyer’s shirt. RT @HapiBnBusiMom: Just where is Sawyer’s shirt anyway?

kbailey3131: @HapiBnBusiMom it must have fallen off when he jumped from the chopper

LOST_WFTB: The plane is crashed, and John makes a nifty tourniquet.. Okay CUE RICHARD AND THE TORCH!

kbailey3131: Oh Hai Timeless Richardus

HapiBnBusiMom: Is this Richard/Locke scene the EXACT same as in The Incident (same filming)?

LOST_WFTB: It was Ethan that shot me – Locke Well what comes around, goes around. -Richard *gleeful smirk to that one*

lostdogs20: If you can’t change anything then why does Dan knock on the hatch door?

kbailey3131: Do first aid kits have bullet getting outting stuff? or does Richard have the deluxe dharma kit lol? ‘

lostdogs20: What come around goes around. Good one Richard.

LOST_WFTB: Desmond is his Constant RT @lostdogs20: If you can’t change anything then why does Dan knock on the hatch door?

HapiBnBusiMom: I don’t think Richard is timeless. I think he actually time travels per Jacob so when he shows up, he looks the same.

nelly061: @HapiBnBusiMom I think in the Incident they show it from Ben and otherLocke’s perspective

LOST_WFTB: you’re gonna hafta die, John… Okay we all knew that it was gonna happen, but it still took us by surprise.

batchoutlost: I bet Terry O’Quinn & Nestor Carbonell were more confused than we OR their characters were at this point. 1EternalCompass

kbailey3131: Bah dum bum..It’s a compass, what does it do..it points north John..Richard Alpert ladies and gentlemen, let’s give it up

lostdogs20: @LOST_WFTB Does everyone have a constant?

HapiBnBusiMom: @nelly061 In this epi, Richard seems so sure of himself. In The Incident, he seems so incredulous when w/ Locke.

LOST_WFTB: Juliet certainly knows where she is on the island, found the hatch right off the bat. Sawyer always likes the back door.

LOST_WFTB: @lostdogs20 If they don’t they get time sick, like Wakowski.

HapiBnBusiMom: WHH is NOT true!

lostdogs20: Run into the hatch and get some food and clothes.

LOST_WFTB: mizinski? george on the frieghter.. and all the addled frieghter folk, got time sick.

LOST_WFTB: See.. Charlotte Stapes Lewis, has no Constant…

HapiBnBusiMom: In this season, “Ginger” doesn’t quite seem all there.

j_lavalley: @lostdogs20 Minkowski evidently didn’t have one; neither does Charlotte—although you’d think Daniel would be hers, no?

LOST_WFTB: See the thing is, it’s in his book so therefore DAnny has to talk to Desmond, because it happened before?

kbailey3131: aw man, Dan needs a cheat sheet. This is so ruining my image of physicists lol

LOST_WFTB: I think he saw Charlotte and figured, he’d better make contact with his Constant… and try to make contact with his Ma.

lostdogs20: If Charlotte has not constant, neither does Miles, Sawyer or Juliet.

kbailey3131: I’m sorry, I would have either slapped or shot Dan here, lol. He’s making zero sense lol

LOST_WFTB: They all get time sick.RT @lostdogs20: If Charlotte has not constant, neither does Miles, Sawyer or Juliet.

nelly061: @LOST_WFTB the nosebleeds arent like Des flashes. Everyone gets them. It just affects 1st the ppl who have been on the island longer

LOST_WFTB: Charloette first (most time on Island) James last (least time on the island.)

batchoutlost: All for Dharma Beer? Yelling & banging worked for Locke. Daniel lied, knowing it took time for Des to suit up so he waited

lostdogs20: @kbailey3131 Oy

HapiBnBusiMom: How do you keep from feeling “crazy” when a memory just instantly appears in your mind? Des just acts upon it.

LOST_WFTB: Desmond just had a FlashForward… I think it’s Penny/Olivia’s fault! She causes Flashforwards!! #Isolvedthemystery!

kbailey3131: Joseph Feinnes is looking a looooooooooooot more stable right about now isn’t he Pennah? lol

LOST_WFTB: and #badwhoabot! Good to be back, heckalottafun, if you get the tag right…

LOST_WFTB: Desmond is special… different than the rest, his brain maybe isn’t fixed in time?

HapiBnBusiMom: @kbailey3131 Mark Binford is too insecure! Des KNOWS what needs to be done!

lostdogs20: Hunted by Penny’s dad and Ben. Yup lets go inland.

rose4815: RT@ LOST_WFTB: Desmond just had a FlashForward… I think it’s Penny/Olivia’s fault! She causes Flashforwards!! // LOL!

kbailey3131: That did go quickly woooo…..much too much fun to boot

HapiBnBusiMom: What a great . I’ve missed this so much! I’ve been a very HapiBnBusiMom that needs to slow down.

kbailey3131: See everyone on Weds!

j_lavalley: Today was a good day: 1st day on the new J-O-B went swimmingly PLUS 1st ep of was a blast! 😀 ~Namaste & L8R, All!

batchoutlost: @LOST_WFTB Good Idea. I will return & tweet harvest in a few hrs, so anyone who didn’t yet can chime in. I Love my Tweeps!

LOST_WFTB: @batchoutlost uh.. i had a few mistagged because I sux. 🙁

LOST_WFTB: @EWDocJensen check out the tweets, to see how the whole twitter rewatch goes… be interested in your thoughts.