This is rough, I’m having issues with my text editor to get this coded correctly, hopefully I can knock this out before tonight’s tweetup. Until then here are the tweets, line by line. Enjoy.

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#LOST #WFTB Tweet-Cap for LOST #502 “The Lie” LiveTweet (read top to bottom) #s5e2
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LOST_WFTB: Hurley has a nice kitchen.. and the inside of his microwave is spotless!
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LOST_WFTB: Press Play
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LOST_WFTB: no previously on LOST tweets… we’re just getting two beer bottles and Frank on Penny’s boat.
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Loster21: Weird no “prev on Lost” but this is part 2, right?
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LOST_WFTB: They’ve gotta make af decision… Are they gonna LIE about stuff or not…
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lostdogs20: Pressing play
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LOST_WFTB: How does lying protect people… Good question Hurley!
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LOST_WFTB: The islands gone.. *bleeup* Hurely and his sound effects. — Sayid doesn’t think they have a better choice than lying.
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LOST_WFTB: Someday you’re gonna need my help, and I’m telling ya, you’re not gettin it. Oh hurley you don’t mean that…
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Roobadoo87: Poor Hurley…
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LOST_WFTB: Look out… here comes @MRodOfficial’s big scene… too bad she wasn’t tweeting with us.
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Loster21: Ha, Hurley could never not help Sayid, he won’t stay mad. Oh I love this part – Ana Lucia!!
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LOST_WFTB: Oh Hai! Ana Lucia… Don’t drive like a maniac Hurley… @MRodOfficial sez so.
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DevilishinVA: I miss Ana Lucia
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LOST_WFTB: “Do not get arrested… oh yeah, Libby says ‘Hi'”… Ghost Ana Lucia… who’s side is she on?
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HapiBnBusiMom: “Well, you heard her.” Hurley gets all the good lines!
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lostdogs20: Hurley lied about not helping Sayid.
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Roobadoo87: @LOST_WFTB I’m hoping ghost ana is on the right side.
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HapiBnBusiMom: @lostdogs20 But Hurley doesn’t lie *DOES HE?*
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LOST_WFTB: FROGURT!!! I’d imagine the beach dwellers were a bit rattled with the time swaps…
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kbailey3131: Frogut…you need to step off
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LOST_WFTB: I guess whatever we have with us when we move is along for the ride.
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HapiBnBusiMom: Hottie vs. Smarty tension!
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DevilishinVA: Sawyer finds a shirt finally…thank God
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LOST_WFTB: Welcome back Dr. Wizard – Sawyer … .. I think it’s Mr. Wizard – Miles… Those two need to have a nickname contest.
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nelly061: @LOST_WFTB if u cant trust ghosts even, who can u trust
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Loster21: I promise to pay you back. Hurley’s good for it!
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LOST_WFTB: The wireharied tee-shirt is a homage to Jack Bender’s dog.
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LOST_WFTB: Hurley does heart Tsi-Sus… don’t hate.
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HapiBnBusiMom: @lostdogs20 See Hurley says “I don’t believe in lying!”
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lostdogs20: Yes Neil focus, despite half naked guy.
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nelly061: Aaron’s lefthanded? Lefthanded = sinister
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LOST_WFTB: THat’s a popular gas station, often frequented by the Oceanic Six. Aaron.. what a whiner!
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kbailey3131: psst, counter gal, he was on Curb Your Enthusiasm, at least that’s why he looks familiar to me lol
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LOST_WFTB: Did you write down Jack’s number Tina? @lostdogs20
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Roobadoo87: IT’s so fascinating to me that they pulled out just as Kate was pulling in… think its just for convenience of Locations?
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LOST_WFTB: I remember the first time we heard her talking on the phone, I thought it might be Sawyer..
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LOST_WFTB: Do we ever find out what’s so precious to Ben, in the AC vent? looks about the right size for a pair of shoes.
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LOST_WFTB: @Roobadoo87 I think it’s the island slowly bringing them back together… orbits merging.
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Loster21: Shouldn’t Jack be going thru withdrawals?
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nelly061: what’s Ben hiding in the vent? Magic shoes, I say! Magic!
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kbailey3131: Lost Lesson? You aren’t supposed to flush pills down the toilet
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lostdogs20: @LOST_WFTB Called it first aired.
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HapiBnBusiMom: “EXPOSE!”
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kbailey3131: psst, Jack…pack a cell phone and some food
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LOST_WFTB: Dude.. Caviar on a Pastrami sandwich… that’s sick. Previously on Expose! The greatest hour of television EVER!
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Roobadoo87: Oh Cheech, loves his sammy’s with caviar and some trashy Expose’
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kbailey3131: razzle fricken dazzle appointment television lol
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lostdogs20: What was in the vent?
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LOST_WFTB: The LA Heat is at the door!
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HapiBnBusiMom: Again, Hurley faced with telling the “truth”
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LOST_WFTB: You killed three people… ? No Sayid did… oh.. that’s better.
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kbailey3131: That one cop looked like Kobe Bryant lol
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nelly061: @scott_welch haha sorry. thats what they told me in latin class in highschool
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LOST_WFTB: Buther Other! oh Hai Ben, number 42 how conviiieenent!
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HapiBnBusiMom: So again I ask, was Locke embalmed? Can’t just display a dead body in a funeral home!
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LOST_WFTB: Locke is very important… and Jill knows all about it. I want to know more about Ben’s support structure off island.
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LOST_WFTB: Look out Frogurt.. DUCK! watchout for the flaming arrow!
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lostdogs20: Aaron is cute, like his mommy.
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HapiBnBusiMom: Rose, the mother-figure of the group: “I think you need to take a time out Neil!” HA HA!
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Roobadoo87: “What did you do, bribe him with some pills?” LMAOF
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LOST_WFTB: Can’t shake this bloody headache… that’s a little ironic, isn’t it.
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lostdogs20: @HapiBnBusiMom No he was just placed in casket.
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LOST_WFTB: Miles the might boar ghost whisperer hunter. Frogurt… bad karma is gonna get it!
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kbailey3131: lol, Miles is so Lockean
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LOST_WFTB: Darn… I tried.. I guess whatever happened happened… poor Frogurt.
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HapiBnBusiMom: Frogurt’s “fired” because he called Sawyer an inbred! Yes, I through *that* flaming arrow!
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LOST_WFTB: What is the body count of 815ers that died by flaming arrow? Were only the Dharma-ites and R&B the only survivors?
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nelly061: @LOST_WFTB Ben seems to have a big network off-island, yet was still unaware of any of the ajira folk
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Roobadoo87: Juliet is so calming. also with the fire a nice example of ask and you shall receieve
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DevilishinVA: I tell ya that Neil sure does have fire in his heart
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HapiBnBusiMom: my dictation assistant mispelled “threw” Why is good help so hard to find?
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LOST_WFTB: Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch?!
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LOST_WFTB: oh noes! Sayid isn’t breathing.. oh he is breathing.. kinda…
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lostdogs20: Still the best scene ever. Frogurt on fire. Even Vincent is happy.
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LOST_WFTB: @nelly061 it’s like there are two secret societies off island… if not more.
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LOST_WFTB: It would be nice to see her and Aaron play together. That’s called foreshadowing my friends.
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kbailey3131: It’ll make sense in May 2010 ma, I promise LOST
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LOST_WFTB: Phil getting his come uppance was good 2RT @lostdogs20: Still the best scene ever. Frogurt on fire. Even Vincent is happy.
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lostdogs20: Thank god hurley knows a doctor.
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kbailey3131: She means bust out that heat you’re packin Kate LOST
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LOST_WFTB: Sun seems waaay darker off island… She’s not a happy person. “You said you’d get Jin…” ugh.
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Roobadoo87: What a loaded question kate! “what kind of person do you think I am?
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kbailey3131: This would be Sun passively/aggressively not blaming Kate lol LOST
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LOST_WFTB: Jack should really say, “Whatever Dude” to hurley’s Dad.
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lostdogs20: Sun get over it.
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Loster21: Here we go, best recap ever…
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HapiBnBusiMom: “A Good Guy doesn’t kill *ANY* men”
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LOST_WFTB: Hurely’s Mom is the BEST… She’s there for her son no matter what.
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kbailey3131: a Mr Burns “exxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxcellent” would have fit that scene with Ben lol
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LOST_WFTB: I could never lie to my mom either.
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nelly061: @Loster21 I guess there was a flash after Dan talked to Des frm last ep. so it was the Others from the ’50s, right?
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HapiBnBusiMom: This scene with Hurley admitting the truth made me cry the first time I saw it! Jorge’s a terrific actor!
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LOST_WFTB: Jorge Reyes.. just rocks playing hurley.. the emotions and the eyes… just wow…
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Roobadoo87: @HapiBnBusiMom Couldn’t agree more.. the “we lied ma” just starts off the tears
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lostdogs20: Don’t mom me. Yes Hugo tell her the truth.
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LOST_WFTB: @HapiBnBusiMom IKR… Jorge doesn’t get as much attention as Michael Emerson or Terry O’Quinn, but he’s simply awesome.
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HapiBnBusiMom: RT @Roobadoo87: There was a button we had to press every 108 minutes cause–well it was never really clear on that… lol
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NikNoble: RT @LOST_WFTB: Hurely’s Mom is the BEST… She’s there for her son no matter what. *Hugo, Jesus is not a weapon. LOL*
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LOST_WFTB: Who are these people that are after Sulliet? I never would’ve guessed…
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HapiBnBusiMom: @LOST_WFTB Jorge exudes all emotions in his acting; sorrow, regret, elation. I don’t think anyone else does so well.
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kbailey3131: James needs a Dharma shoe drop LOST
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HapiBnBusiMom: So child-like; it’s great! RT @scott_welch: he does crazy ninja moves and spy stuff. ha! I love it
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Roobadoo87: Little widmore is such a little prick
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lostdogs20: We only need one person to believe…
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LOST_WFTB: Sayid.. it’s Jaaack… sometiems I can kinda see Sayid’s widen, say, “I know” and keep choking.
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LOST_WFTB: Hot Pocket!
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kbailey3131: PTSD much Sayid?
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LOST_WFTB: The way Ben looks at Hurley after he threw the hot pocket == priceless.
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lostdogs20: Jack in doc mode is hot.
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Loster21: Aaaarrrrgh! My DVD stuck them skipped to Ben with Hurley AFTER he threw the Hot Pocket! >:-(
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nelly061: @LOST_WFTB my mom never lets me microwave anything w/out a plate. thats crazy
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kbailey3131: Best.Comedic.Scene.Evah
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Yelwrose: @lostdogs20 “Why there’s a dead Pakistani on my couch?” on no, I forgot there was a rewatch tonight!
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LOST_WFTB: It was Ana Lucia’s ‘Don’t Trust Anyone’ that has hurley flying out the frontdoor and to the police.
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kbailey3131: Lost Life Lesson? Hot Pockets Can Be Dangerous Weapons LOST
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Roobadoo87: Emerson has almost snake like eyes…
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LOST_WFTB: Well that will complicate things a bit for Ben.
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Yelwrose: RT @HapiBnBusiMom: cene with Hurley admitting the truth made me cry the first time I saw it! Jorge’s a terrific actor!
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Loster21: Hello Eloise. The woman, not the mouse.
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LOST_WFTB: Charles Widmore is an ass … But John Locke is a badder ass.
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Roobadoo87: “How ever many or dead I killed them.” Lol Oh Hurley.
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Loster21: Oh yes. RT @lostdogs20: Jack in doc mode is hot.
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lostdogs20: Hey I believe Ben.
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kbailey3131: Well now, hell Mr. Locke
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HapiBnBusiMom: Totally forgot about Locke saving Sawyer and Juliet. WTF???? My brain is in a knot!
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LOST_WFTB: Daniel should have taught his mom some better calculations… I knew it was the same lady that coached Desmond.
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Roobadoo87: I sure hate math
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kbailey3131: Seriously, who knew physics was this cool? My hs physics class was nothing like the fun stuff like this
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HapiBnBusiMom: Oh, that was three years ago *BEFORE* he left and died; forgot this episode jumped around!
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Loster21: Me too! RT @HapiBnBusiMom: Totally forgot about Locke saving Sawyer and Juliet. WTF???? My brain is in a knot!
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LOST_WFTB: What you need is irrelevant, 70 hours is what you’ve got… Then God help us all. who is ‘us all’?
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LOST_WFTB: #BadWhoabot. love the Hurley scenes.. and I’m nice and confused about time now, thanks Darlton.
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Roobadoo87: Then God help us all….. sigh
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lostdogs20: You only have 70 hrs
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scott_welch: and what flavor hot pocket did Hurley throw at ben?
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kbailey3131: @scott_welch had to be the saucy meatball one 😉
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LOST_WFTB: @scott_welch I think @jimgaffigan should be able to identify it… Hot Pocket!
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j_lavalley: Best Line & Understatement of the SERIES—Ben: “In their defense, I am not an easy person to trust.” #LOL! “Night All!
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kbailey3131: @scott_welch surely someone has analyzed the ooze sliding dwn the wall by now. contents will be on Lostpedia soon 😉
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j_lavalley: @nelly061 @LOST_WFTB Or at least a paper-towel. Yuk! 🙁