Random Commands

I put it after the fold, severe spoiler warning!

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For all you non-nerds, RFC means Request For Comment.

Which leads me to a confession.  I’m a 41 year old father of four.  I have degrees in Computer Science (B.S.) and Information Technology Management (M.S.).  I spent nine years in the Navy.  With that back ground, I’m an expert at acronyms.  I totally get those.

My problem is, I have two teenage daughters (okay, really one is 12, but still she ACTS all teenagerey) that are starting down the path to adulthood.  Since starting WFTB I’ve noticed a few of my followers are of the same species of my daughters (teenaged girls).  I’ve also noticed that they talk with a weird coded language at times and I need help.  Please my role as a respected father is in your hands!

I need a crash course on Shipping, and by that I mean relationshipping. Namely how this whole shipping referencing works.  You know, so I can be down with it, when I banter with my girls.

I get some references (Jate = Jack + Kate), but is there a rule or do you just make it up?  Conventions? Does the male come first? (Sake = Sawyer + Kate??!)

If I try that with Jin and Sun: Ji(n) + (Su)n = Jin

That’s not really unique, should it be Jiun?

Rose and Bernard (Ronard? Bese? Bernase?)

What about Sawyer and Juliette? Sawette? Julyer?

Jack and Juliette? Jatte? Julck?

*sigh*

Help me out here folks, quick!  Summer is here, and I’ll be spending time on the road with my daughters and I’ve gotta be able to relate!

Help me out in the comments.

Disclaimer:  The above was written by a member of Team Edward – don’t hate.

The following were headlines in Inside Yahoo! today, and my inner voice responses:

• Obama seeks a personal touch within a huge stadium – most people would shun him as a pervert.
• Officials my evacuate New Orleans as Gustav nears – what did Gustav ever do to them?
• Georgia: S. Ossetia ethnic cleansing nearly done – Phew, at least something are still on track.
• Economy rebounds in 2Q – Yet another quarter without a recession, I feel a little cheated.
• Bill and Hillary, at least, leave the stage – Didn’t we get rid of them 8 years ago?
• Hollywood stars talk politics at Dem convention – A spelling word got missed by the editor its spelled D-U-M-B.
• Microsoft’s newest browser may block ads – May fry your hard drive and send your grandma all your pr0n too.