Bumper Sticker Fodder…
(thank to me real father…)
- SAVE THE WHALES. COLLECT THE WHOLE SET.
- A DAY WITHOUT SUNSHINE IS LIKE… NIGHT.
- ON THE OTHER HAND, YOU HAVE DIFFERENT FINGERS.
- I JUST GOT LOST IN THOUGHT. IT WAS UNFAMILIAR TERRITORY.
- 42.7% OF ALL STATISTICS ARE MADE UP ON THE SPOT.
- 99% OF LAWYERS GIVE THE REST A BAD NAME.
- I FEEL LIKE I’M DIAGONALLY PARKED IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE.
- HONK IF YOU LOVE PEACE AND QUIET.
- REMEMBER, HALF THE PEOPLE YOU KNOW ARE BELOW AVERAGE.
- HE WHO LAUGHS LAST, THINKS SLOWEST.
- DEPRESSION IS MERELY ANGER WITHOUT ENTHUSIASM.
- THE EARLY BIRD MAY GET THE WORM, BUT THE SECOND MOUSE GETS THE CHEESE.
- I DRIVE WAY TOO FAST TO WORRY ABOUT CHOLESTEROL.
- SUPPORT BACTERIA. THEY’RE THE ONLY CULTURE SOME PEOPLE HAVE.
- MONDAY IS AN AWFUL WAY TO SPEND 1/7 OF YOUR WEEK.
- A CLEAR CONSCIENCE IS USUALLY THE SIGN OF A BAD MEMORY.
- CHANGE IS INEVITABLE, EXCEPT FROM VENDING MACHINES.
- GET A NEW CAR FOR YOUR SPOUSE. IT’LL BE A GREAT TRADE!
- PLAN TO BE SPONTANEOUS TOMORROW.
- ALWAYS TRY TO BE MODEST, AND BE PROUD OF IT!
- IF YOU THINK NOBODY CARES, TRY MISSING A COUPLE OF PAYMENTS.
- HOW MANY OF YOU BELIEVE IN PSYCHOKINESIS? RAISE MY HAND.
- OK, SO WHAT’S THE SPEED OF DARK?
- HOW DO YOU TELL WHEN YOU’RE OUT OF INVISIBLE INK?
- IF EVERYTHING SEEMS TO BE GOING WELL, YOU HAVE OBVIOUSLY OVERLOOKED SOMETHING.
- WHEN EVERYTHING IS COMING YOUR WAY, YOU’RE IN THE WRONG LANE.
- HARD WORK PAYS OFF IN THE FUTURE. LAZINESS PAYS OFF NOW.
- EVERYONE HAS A PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY. SOME JUST DO NOT HAVE FILM.
- IF BARBIE IS SO POPULAR, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BUY HER FRIENDS?
- HOW MUCH DEEPER WOULD THE OCEAN BE WITHOUT SPONGES?
- EAGLES MAY SOAR, BUT WEASELS DO NOT GET SUCKED INTO JET ENGINES.
- WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU GET SCARED HALF TO DEATH TWICE?
- I USED TO HAVE AN OPEN MIND, BUT MY BRAINS KEPT FALLING OUT.
- I COULDN’T REPAIR YOUR BRAKES, SO I MADE YOUR HORN LOUDER.
- WHY DO PSYCHICS HAVE TO ASK YOU FOR YOUR NAME?
- INSIDE EVERY OLDER PERSON IS A YOUNGER PERSON WONDERING WHAT HAPPENED.
- JUST REMEMBER–IF THE WORLD DID NOT SUCK, WE WOULD ALL FALL OFF.
- LIGHT TRAVELS FASTER THAN SOUND, WHICH IS WHY SOME PEOPLE APPEAR BRIGHT UNTIL YOU HEAR THEM SPEAK.