about shoelaces, but were afraid to ask.
Including the world’s fastest way to tie your shoes, the Ian Knot.
And how to tie shoelaces that don’t end up in a Granny Knot.
Where was this when I was in Elementary school. I sure this knowledge has been hidden from public knowledge from the evil Velcro Cartel, that doesn’t want little boys and girls to know the wonder and mystery of shoelace tying. So I’m gonna speak truth to power, and point you to the site with the truth. (I only hope I don’t endanger Ian, that would be bad)