This is rough, I’m having issues with my text editor to get this coded correctly, hopefully I can knock this out before tonight’s tweetup. Until then here are the tweets, line by line. Enjoy.
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#LOST #WFTB Tweet-Cap for LOST #502 “The Lie” LiveTweet (read top to bottom) #s5e2
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LOST_WFTB: Hurley has a nice kitchen.. and the inside of his microwave is spotless!
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LOST_WFTB: Press Play
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LOST_WFTB: no previously on LOST tweets… we’re just getting two beer bottles and Frank on Penny’s boat.
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Loster21: Weird no “prev on Lost” but this is part 2, right?
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LOST_WFTB: They’ve gotta make af decision… Are they gonna LIE about stuff or not…
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lostdogs20: Pressing play
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LOST_WFTB: How does lying protect people… Good question Hurley!
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LOST_WFTB: The islands gone.. *bleeup* Hurely and his sound effects. — Sayid doesn’t think they have a better choice than lying.
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LOST_WFTB: Someday you’re gonna need my help, and I’m telling ya, you’re not gettin it. Oh hurley you don’t mean that…
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Roobadoo87: Poor Hurley…
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LOST_WFTB: Look out… here comes @MRodOfficial’s big scene… too bad she wasn’t tweeting with us.
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Loster21: Ha, Hurley could never not help Sayid, he won’t stay mad. Oh I love this part – Ana Lucia!!
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LOST_WFTB: Oh Hai! Ana Lucia… Don’t drive like a maniac Hurley… @MRodOfficial sez so.
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DevilishinVA: I miss Ana Lucia
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LOST_WFTB: “Do not get arrested… oh yeah, Libby says ‘Hi'”… Ghost Ana Lucia… who’s side is she on?
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HapiBnBusiMom: “Well, you heard her.” Hurley gets all the good lines!
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lostdogs20: Hurley lied about not helping Sayid.
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Roobadoo87: @LOST_WFTB I’m hoping ghost ana is on the right side.
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HapiBnBusiMom: @lostdogs20 But Hurley doesn’t lie *DOES HE?*
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LOST_WFTB: FROGURT!!! I’d imagine the beach dwellers were a bit rattled with the time swaps…
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kbailey3131: Frogut…you need to step off
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LOST_WFTB: I guess whatever we have with us when we move is along for the ride.
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HapiBnBusiMom: Hottie vs. Smarty tension!
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DevilishinVA: Sawyer finds a shirt finally…thank God
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LOST_WFTB: Welcome back Dr. Wizard – Sawyer … .. I think it’s Mr. Wizard – Miles… Those two need to have a nickname contest.
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nelly061: @LOST_WFTB if u cant trust ghosts even, who can u trust
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Loster21: I promise to pay you back. Hurley’s good for it!
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LOST_WFTB: The wireharied tee-shirt is a homage to Jack Bender’s dog.
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LOST_WFTB: Hurley does heart Tsi-Sus… don’t hate.
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HapiBnBusiMom: @lostdogs20 See Hurley says “I don’t believe in lying!”
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lostdogs20: Yes Neil focus, despite half naked guy.
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nelly061: Aaron’s lefthanded? Lefthanded = sinister
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LOST_WFTB: THat’s a popular gas station, often frequented by the Oceanic Six. Aaron.. what a whiner!
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kbailey3131: psst, counter gal, he was on Curb Your Enthusiasm, at least that’s why he looks familiar to me lol
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LOST_WFTB: Did you write down Jack’s number Tina? @lostdogs20
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Roobadoo87: IT’s so fascinating to me that they pulled out just as Kate was pulling in… think its just for convenience of Locations?
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LOST_WFTB: I remember the first time we heard her talking on the phone, I thought it might be Sawyer..
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LOST_WFTB: Do we ever find out what’s so precious to Ben, in the AC vent? looks about the right size for a pair of shoes.
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LOST_WFTB: @Roobadoo87 I think it’s the island slowly bringing them back together… orbits merging.
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Loster21: Shouldn’t Jack be going thru withdrawals?
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nelly061: what’s Ben hiding in the vent? Magic shoes, I say! Magic!
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kbailey3131: Lost Lesson? You aren’t supposed to flush pills down the toilet
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lostdogs20: @LOST_WFTB Called it first aired.
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HapiBnBusiMom: “EXPOSE!”
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kbailey3131: psst, Jack…pack a cell phone and some food
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LOST_WFTB: Dude.. Caviar on a Pastrami sandwich… that’s sick. Previously on Expose! The greatest hour of television EVER!
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Roobadoo87: Oh Cheech, loves his sammy’s with caviar and some trashy Expose’
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kbailey3131: razzle fricken dazzle appointment television lol
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lostdogs20: What was in the vent?
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LOST_WFTB: The LA Heat is at the door!
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HapiBnBusiMom: Again, Hurley faced with telling the “truth”
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LOST_WFTB: You killed three people… ? No Sayid did… oh.. that’s better.
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kbailey3131: That one cop looked like Kobe Bryant lol
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nelly061: @scott_welch haha sorry. thats what they told me in latin class in highschool
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LOST_WFTB: Buther Other! oh Hai Ben, number 42 how conviiieenent!
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HapiBnBusiMom: So again I ask, was Locke embalmed? Can’t just display a dead body in a funeral home!
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LOST_WFTB: Locke is very important… and Jill knows all about it. I want to know more about Ben’s support structure off island.
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LOST_WFTB: Look out Frogurt.. DUCK! watchout for the flaming arrow!
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lostdogs20: Aaron is cute, like his mommy.
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HapiBnBusiMom: Rose, the mother-figure of the group: “I think you need to take a time out Neil!” HA HA!
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Roobadoo87: “What did you do, bribe him with some pills?” LMAOF
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LOST_WFTB: Can’t shake this bloody headache… that’s a little ironic, isn’t it.
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lostdogs20: @HapiBnBusiMom No he was just placed in casket.
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LOST_WFTB: Miles the might boar ghost whisperer hunter. Frogurt… bad karma is gonna get it!
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kbailey3131: lol, Miles is so Lockean
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LOST_WFTB: Darn… I tried.. I guess whatever happened happened… poor Frogurt.
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HapiBnBusiMom: Frogurt’s “fired” because he called Sawyer an inbred! Yes, I through *that* flaming arrow!
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LOST_WFTB: What is the body count of 815ers that died by flaming arrow? Were only the Dharma-ites and R&B the only survivors?
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nelly061: @LOST_WFTB Ben seems to have a big network off-island, yet was still unaware of any of the ajira folk
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Roobadoo87: Juliet is so calming. also with the fire a nice example of ask and you shall receieve
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DevilishinVA: I tell ya that Neil sure does have fire in his heart
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HapiBnBusiMom: my dictation assistant mispelled “threw” Why is good help so hard to find?
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LOST_WFTB: Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch?!
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LOST_WFTB: oh noes! Sayid isn’t breathing.. oh he is breathing.. kinda…
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lostdogs20: Still the best scene ever. Frogurt on fire. Even Vincent is happy.
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LOST_WFTB: @nelly061 it’s like there are two secret societies off island… if not more.
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LOST_WFTB: It would be nice to see her and Aaron play together. That’s called foreshadowing my friends.
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kbailey3131: It’ll make sense in May 2010 ma, I promise LOST
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LOST_WFTB: Phil getting his come uppance was good 2RT @lostdogs20: Still the best scene ever. Frogurt on fire. Even Vincent is happy.
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lostdogs20: Thank god hurley knows a doctor.
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kbailey3131: She means bust out that heat you’re packin Kate LOST
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LOST_WFTB: Sun seems waaay darker off island… She’s not a happy person. “You said you’d get Jin…” ugh.
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Roobadoo87: What a loaded question kate! “what kind of person do you think I am?
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kbailey3131: This would be Sun passively/aggressively not blaming Kate lol LOST
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LOST_WFTB: Jack should really say, “Whatever Dude” to hurley’s Dad.
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lostdogs20: Sun get over it.
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Loster21: Here we go, best recap ever…
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HapiBnBusiMom: “A Good Guy doesn’t kill *ANY* men”
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LOST_WFTB: Hurely’s Mom is the BEST… She’s there for her son no matter what.
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kbailey3131: a Mr Burns “exxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxcellent” would have fit that scene with Ben lol
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LOST_WFTB: I could never lie to my mom either.
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nelly061: @Loster21 I guess there was a flash after Dan talked to Des frm last ep. so it was the Others from the ’50s, right?
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HapiBnBusiMom: This scene with Hurley admitting the truth made me cry the first time I saw it! Jorge’s a terrific actor!
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LOST_WFTB: Jorge Reyes.. just rocks playing hurley.. the emotions and the eyes… just wow…
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Roobadoo87: @HapiBnBusiMom Couldn’t agree more.. the “we lied ma” just starts off the tears
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lostdogs20: Don’t mom me. Yes Hugo tell her the truth.
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LOST_WFTB: @HapiBnBusiMom IKR… Jorge doesn’t get as much attention as Michael Emerson or Terry O’Quinn, but he’s simply awesome.
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HapiBnBusiMom: RT @Roobadoo87: There was a button we had to press every 108 minutes cause–well it was never really clear on that… lol
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NikNoble: RT @LOST_WFTB: Hurely’s Mom is the BEST… She’s there for her son no matter what. *Hugo, Jesus is not a weapon. LOL*
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LOST_WFTB: Who are these people that are after Sulliet? I never would’ve guessed…
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HapiBnBusiMom: @LOST_WFTB Jorge exudes all emotions in his acting; sorrow, regret, elation. I don’t think anyone else does so well.
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kbailey3131: James needs a Dharma shoe drop LOST
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HapiBnBusiMom: So child-like; it’s great! RT @scott_welch: he does crazy ninja moves and spy stuff. ha! I love it
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Roobadoo87: Little widmore is such a little prick
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lostdogs20: We only need one person to believe…
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LOST_WFTB: Sayid.. it’s Jaaack… sometiems I can kinda see Sayid’s widen, say, “I know” and keep choking.
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LOST_WFTB: Hot Pocket!
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kbailey3131: PTSD much Sayid?
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LOST_WFTB: The way Ben looks at Hurley after he threw the hot pocket == priceless.
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lostdogs20: Jack in doc mode is hot.
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Loster21: Aaaarrrrgh! My DVD stuck them skipped to Ben with Hurley AFTER he threw the Hot Pocket! >:-(
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nelly061: @LOST_WFTB my mom never lets me microwave anything w/out a plate. thats crazy
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kbailey3131: Best.Comedic.Scene.Evah
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Yelwrose: @lostdogs20 “Why there’s a dead Pakistani on my couch?” on no, I forgot there was a rewatch tonight!
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LOST_WFTB: It was Ana Lucia’s ‘Don’t Trust Anyone’ that has hurley flying out the frontdoor and to the police.
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kbailey3131: Lost Life Lesson? Hot Pockets Can Be Dangerous Weapons LOST
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Roobadoo87: Emerson has almost snake like eyes…
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LOST_WFTB: Well that will complicate things a bit for Ben.
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Yelwrose: RT @HapiBnBusiMom: cene with Hurley admitting the truth made me cry the first time I saw it! Jorge’s a terrific actor!
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Loster21: Hello Eloise. The woman, not the mouse.
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LOST_WFTB: Charles Widmore is an ass … But John Locke is a badder ass.
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Roobadoo87: “How ever many or dead I killed them.” Lol Oh Hurley.
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Loster21: Oh yes. RT @lostdogs20: Jack in doc mode is hot.
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lostdogs20: Hey I believe Ben.
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kbailey3131: Well now, hell Mr. Locke
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HapiBnBusiMom: Totally forgot about Locke saving Sawyer and Juliet. WTF???? My brain is in a knot!
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LOST_WFTB: Daniel should have taught his mom some better calculations… I knew it was the same lady that coached Desmond.
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Roobadoo87: I sure hate math
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kbailey3131: Seriously, who knew physics was this cool? My hs physics class was nothing like the fun stuff like this
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HapiBnBusiMom: Oh, that was three years ago *BEFORE* he left and died; forgot this episode jumped around!
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Loster21: Me too! RT @HapiBnBusiMom: Totally forgot about Locke saving Sawyer and Juliet. WTF???? My brain is in a knot!
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LOST_WFTB: What you need is irrelevant, 70 hours is what you’ve got… Then God help us all. who is ‘us all’?
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LOST_WFTB: #BadWhoabot. love the Hurley scenes.. and I’m nice and confused about time now, thanks Darlton.
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Roobadoo87: Then God help us all….. sigh
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lostdogs20: You only have 70 hrs
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scott_welch: and what flavor hot pocket did Hurley throw at ben?
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kbailey3131: @scott_welch had to be the saucy meatball one 😉
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LOST_WFTB: @scott_welch I think @jimgaffigan should be able to identify it… Hot Pocket!
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j_lavalley: Best Line & Understatement of the SERIES—Ben: “In their defense, I am not an easy person to trust.” #LOL! “Night All!
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kbailey3131: @scott_welch surely someone has analyzed the ooze sliding dwn the wall by now. contents will be on Lostpedia soon 😉
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j_lavalley: @nelly061 @LOST_WFTB Or at least a paper-towel. Yuk! 🙁
I’m going to have to join in on these rewatches because they are seriously lacking in the Juliet appreciation area.
Please do… Most of us enjoy Juliet, but she needs more attention, for sure.