So I was having lunch with a friend yesterday, and as I was driving back to work I saw this sign that said:
GIANT BOOK SALE
I thought to myself, how discriminatory, a book sale only for giants, what normal sized people aren’t allowed?
then…Â Oh, maybe its a sale on gigantic books, the bigger the book the better, for oversized bookshelves only.
Did I invite you to my wife’s Super Bowl Party?